M and E were down for thier nap a couple days ago, and it was nearing the end of their nap when I hear E starting to make noise. Typically he says things like "DAAAAAAAAAAD!" "MOOOOOM!" or "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!" and generally he says these very loudly, with little to no warning. He's awake = he yells. And he did not change his methods on this particular day. A few moments after a couple "DA..AD! Moo..oM!" and "AAA...aaa!" I hear M start to mumble (her typical way of waking up), and then this:
M: Ethan. (said somewhat grouchily and pleadingly). If you wake me up...then I can't sleep. And if I can't sleep...well, I can't grow. And if I can't grow....then I'll DIE (very dramatically said). So, you shouldn't wake me up. Because if you wake me up, I can't grow, and I will be dead. You don't want me to be dead, do you?
M: Ethan. (said somewhat grouchily and pleadingly). If you wake me up...then I can't sleep. And if I can't sleep...well, I can't grow. And if I can't grow....then I'll DIE (very dramatically said). So, you shouldn't wake me up. Because if you wake me up, I can't grow, and I will be dead. You don't want me to be dead, do you?
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