Daily, I share my life with this monster (that, yes, we love), and mostly daily this is what she does, starting at 6:30 a.m.:
Whine to be let out
Eat...make that- devour, without chewing...breakfast
wait in crate for me to wake up
clobber children while chasing Prints
go outside and gather random junk to the yard, bark, dig holes, etc.
back inside, chews toys (hers) into tiny peices for me to pick up
terrorize terra (justi's dog)
whack everyone and everything with tail
make babies cry
eat E's cheerios at lunch, off his tray
clean up floor from E's cheerios after lunch
rest...done resting
drag terra (justi's dog) around by the collar
open the baby gate with her mouth and let E escape, along with herself
lick the wall and attempt to chew on it.
potty break
nap
...and it's only 3 o clock.... Just kidding.
Whine to be let out
Eat...make that- devour, without chewing...breakfast
wait in crate for me to wake up
clobber children while chasing Prints
go outside and gather random junk to the yard, bark, dig holes, etc.
back inside, chews toys (hers) into tiny peices for me to pick up
terrorize terra (justi's dog)
whack everyone and everything with tail
make babies cry
eat E's cheerios at lunch, off his tray
clean up floor from E's cheerios after lunch
rest...done resting
drag terra (justi's dog) around by the collar
open the baby gate with her mouth and let E escape, along with herself
lick the wall and attempt to chew on it.
potty break
nap
...and it's only 3 o clock.... Just kidding.
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