so, I was sitting down to change E's diaper (which is of course, extremely poopy) but after undoing his diaper I realize the wipes are not where they are supposed to be. I yell to Justi and ask her to please grab me the wipes. As I wait for the wipes, E is squirming and trying to escape and kicking his feet, all the while I try to keep poop from spreading. I yell "Justi, HURRY! He's wiggling!" at which point I hear her say "heads up" as a bag of wipes comes flying at me, which land on E with a thump, and then fall into his diaper. did I mention that his diaper is poopy and I've been avoiding spreading poo??
Yesterday I went to retrieve my kids from playing in the backyard with the neighbors....When I round the corner I behold my 5 year old daughter with her shorts baring her bottom to the 6 year old neighbor boy. Me: M! E! It is time to go home. now! M: E did it too! (while sheepishly pulling her shorts back up and E snaps his head around to look at me with big eyes and "O" mouth) WHY?
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